MISC.

The Pacific Ocean Tried to Kill Me
By B -- originally written 5/24/06

The Case of the Mystery Substance
By B -- 8/24/06

I Shall Share My Silence With the World!
By B -- 8/18/06

The "Hypocrite Penalty"
By B -- 8/18/06

What's Your Sponge?
By B -- 8/1/06

Dreaming of Haymakers
By B -- 7/19/06

Me and My Tattoo
By B -- 7/10/06

The Reverse Dating Auction
By B -- 6/7/06

These Crazy Kids With Their Fashion
By B -- 4/27/06

This Hat May Be The End Of Us
By B -- 4/7/06

The Cabologue
By B -- 3/20/06

It's A Vivarin Thing
By B -- 2/8/06

Dear Fashion Impaired Stranger...
By B -- 2/3/06

A Recap of My Winter Break
By B -- 1/3/06

Cross vs. Cable: Git'n-R-On
By B -- 12/16/05

Book review: Killing Yourself To Live
By B -- 11/14/05

Dear Potbelly...
By B -- 10/1/05

Rock Star: Giving You What You Need
By B -- 9/22/05

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of...This?
By B -- 9/15/05

The Dispatch: Reader Mail Volume III
By B -- 9/10/05

Completely Random Recommendations
By B -- 8/13/05

My Own Personal Jump-To-Conclusions Mat
By B -- 7/10/05

The Curb Kicking Heard Round The World
By B -- 5/25/05

The Apprentice: Week 13
By B -- 4/21/05

The Apprentice: Week 12
By B -- 4/14/05

The Apprentice: Week 11
By B -- 4/7/05

The Apprentice: Week 10
By B -- 3/31/05

American Idol Recap: March 29
By B -- 3/29/05

The Apprentice: Week 9
By B -- 3/24/05

The Pop Challenge: Jessica vs. Christina
By B -- 3/18/05

My Battle With VGA
By B -- 3/17/05

The Apprentice: Week 8
By B -- 3/10/05

The Apprentice: Week 7
By B -- 3/7/05

American Idol Recap: Volume 1
By B -- 3/1/05

Academy Awards 2004: A Running Journal
By B -- 2/27/05

The Apprentice: Week 6
By B -- 2/24/05

The Apprentice: Weeks 3, 4 and 5
By B -- 2/17/05

Minimally Invested: Installment 2
By B -- 2/9/05

The Apprentice: Week 2
By B -- 1/28/05

Minimally Invested: Installment 1
By B -- 1/25/05

The Apprentice: Week 1

Reader Mail: The Dispatch, Volume II

RW/RR Challenge: Week 7

RW/RR Challenge: Week 6

RW/RR Challenge: Week 4

RW/RR Challenge: Week 3

RW/RR Challenge: Week 2

RW/RR Challenge: Week 1

Type E Vs. Type R

Reader Mail: The Dispatch, Volume I

Transcript Of My Last Visit To The Buckle

My Mission Statement

B's Bar Crawl 2004

I Am Going To Start Working Out

Dear God

Interview: Dave Eggers not by B

Hypocritical Luddites

Dear Nickelback

Dear California

Dear Twins

TAKE ME TO THE TOP