10 THINGS I’VE DONE THIS PAST YEAR THAT MAY SEEM INAPPROPRIATE NOW THAT I'VE TURNED 25

By B -- 12/20/05

1. Slept in until 3:45 pm and felt absolutely no shame.

2. Bought clearance jeans from Hollister.

3. Attempted to drunkenly force my way backstage at a Wilco concert by declaring I was “with the media.”

4. Drove out to Madison to party with my 18-year-old cousin and his friends.

5. Created a MySpace page and spent hours designing it.

6. Asked my hairstylist to “give me a faux-hawk.”

7. Let my parents pay for my car tabs.

8. Hosted a party every couple months just as an excuse to clean my apartment.

9. Rented the first season of The O.C. on DVD.

10. Got kicked out of the Lodge Bar and then recruited the services of a nearby policeman to (unsuccessfully) convince him to arrest the bouncer for mistreating me.

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