UNPROFESSIONAL RETORTS: MY OWN LISTS

Recently, Rolling Stone magazine released their top 500 albums of all time. The people at Rolling Stone are no doubt much smarter than B, but that doesn't mean I agree with their picks.

The top selections are hard to argue with. Beatles, Hendrix, Stones, etc are all correctly represented. However, after the top 20 or so it seems that RS decided to reward commercial success much more than critical success. We already know what sold well; the people at Billboard seem to have that covered. RS needs to focus on critical appeals; this is supposedly what they do best. Green Day's Dookie over Pearl Jam's Ten? Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill over Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville? Not possible. There may have been more angst-filled teens buying Alanis' album, but that doesn't make it better.

In the spirit of lists, B is giving his readers his favorite top 10 albums of all time. Not necessarily the best, but his favorites. He is also going to list 10 albums that young obsessive listeners need to hear, along with 10 greatest hits packages (because shortcuts are necessary). B is of a new generation; the generation that throws their jewel cases away and grew up with rap on the radio. B's generation doesn't know song titles, only song numbers (“My favorite songs are one, four and seven”). Although B is obsessed with new music, he could take his 10 faves and 10 best-of discs and be happy for a long, long time.

B's top 10 favorite albums

1. Radiohead, The Bends

2. Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers

3. Wilco, Summerteeth

4. Replacements, Tim

5. Rolling Stones, Let It Bleed

6. Counting Crows, August and Everything After

7. Beatles, Abbey Road

8. REM, Automatic for the People

9. Cake, Fashion Nugget

10. White Stripes, Elephant

Top 10 must-listens (in no order)

1. Stevie Wonder, Songs in the Key of Life

2. 2pac, All Eyes on Me

3. Nirvana, Nevermind

4. Stone Roses, Stone Roses

5. Beatles, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band

6. Replacements, Tim

7. Elvis Costello, My Aim is True

8. Radiohead, OK Computer

9. White Stripes, Elephant

10. Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin

Top 10 Greatest Hits (in no order)

1. Elvis Costello, The Best of

2. The Band, Greatest Hits

3. The Cure, Galore

4. Rolling Stones, Forty Licks

5. Bob Marley, Legend

6. Tom Petty, Greatest Hits

7. 2pac, Greatest Hits

8. Stevie Wonder, The Definitive Collection

9. Bob Dylan, Greatest Hits

10. Bruce Springsteen, Greatest Hits

Do you disagree? Want to suggest others for people to hear? Drop B a line with your nomination and justification.

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