World of B

(Joke-free this week; the day gig’s got me drained. Hope to be cured in a few weeks.)

LIFE LESSONS: Ambien is a drug delivered from the Gods, that’s no doubt – but, fellow Minnesotans, DO NOT take it during the winter. Please.

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TUBE: Clear your Tivo’s for February 11 – that’s the debut of Demetri Martin’s new Comedy Central show. The bulge in my pants should tell you whether I’m excited about this one.

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TUBE: Jimmy Fallon may not have been the worst choice to replace Conan O’Brien? We shall see.

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POLICY: Chalk up another point for ‘more regulations’ backers.

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TOILET READING: Men’s Journal piece about former UFC champ Evan Tanner. Good stuff.

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EXCUSES: The Morning News offers tips on the best ways to call in sick to work. Please read.

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DIARIES: From Woody Allen, on the set of Vicky Cristina Barcelona. I don’t care that he’s 150 years old; the man can still turn a joke.