World of B

As seen on The Awl, a high school baseball coach is in hot water for asking his players to send him a text message every time they masturbated. He allegedly paid up to $5 for each text.

As a former high school baseball player, my first reaction to this is NO SHIT. That is how high school baseball works, guys. My teammates and I saw it as a great way to make some extra coin during the lean years. If you didn’t play, you don’t know. So don’t front.

(End sarcasm. I only posted this to get you to click on the Awl link above. Their headline doubles as the best joke of the week.)