World of B

During a recent poker game, my pal Numero 6 (that is not his real name, of course, just what he goes by in the comments section — his real name is Numero 7) enlightened me to what I immediately deemed the epitome of homemade foodstuff mash-ups: his pal visits the McDonald’s drive-thru and orders a $1 double cheeseburger and $1 McChicken. He then places the entire McChicken sandwich, bun and all, between the two pieces of “meat” in the burger and eat the two sammies at once. He calls it the McTaster.

I call it the Vomit Causer.

While I expected that remarkable feat to someday be topped by a more enterprising food-combiner, I didn’t expect that day to come so soon. But it has arrived, and the winning feat is thus: some meat-loving hero stuffed an entire Taco Bell cheesy double beef burrito (I can feel the puke creeping up my throat) in to a roll of sausage (aaaaaand there it goes, all over the keyboard). Visuals here.

The gauntlet has been thrown, McTaster inventor. Your move.